Spyed Trip Summary and the deviantART Horizon

yellow[alien]probed This journal entry is entirely long overdue. I can not believe that I allowed myself to go almost a complete week without, at least, writing a simple update. In this entry I will try to recap all the festivities that took place while $spyed was visiting followed on by some tidbits of information on what is taking place on the deviantART horizon!

For those that have not been paying attention $spyed made a rare visit to Japan; so extraordinary that it was his first time in Asia. He arrived at Narita International Airport on Friday May 14. Being that he is, after all, a Ninja, it was hard for us to find him when he was coming out of Customs. When we did manage to locate his black dressed ass we kidnapped him and took him down to our house in Yokohama.

Take a wild guess as to what his first meal in all of Japan was?

Sushi. This former New Yorker, now Californian Greek, eats more sushi than half the population of Japan!

The first weekend he was here we ventured over to Atami for a nice little Hot Springs getaway. In Japan when you go to a Hot Springs, otherwise known as an Onsen, you get butt ass naked and relax in naturally hot water. What an intriguing way for me and Angelo to bond after actually meeting for the first time.

I do not remember him trying to catch any looks at my ass while we were showering however there were a few times when I felt my ass warm up with embarrassment, as if someone in the onsen was thinking how tasty it might be! Let us hope and pray that it was not $spyed but I guess we will never know.

After an exciting and relaxing weekend at the onsen we hopped in the car and took a 4 hour drive back home where we met *jmills74 and his girlfriend Mari for some good old fashioned Yakiniku and Yebisu beer! What a relief it was to drink some beer after being cooped up in the car for so long, thanks to hellified Japanese Sunday traffic.

Monday we chilled because Anthony had school and we can not really be taking him out of school for too long. Tuesday was our excursion to Fuji Safari Park where a young giraffe decided that my car tasted far better than the vegetation that the park rangers fed him. Wednesday we ventured to Tokyo for a wicked Sumo tournament. Check out Jimmy’s gallery for far better pictures of the tourney!

Thursday was a relatively quiet day because we had put Anthony back in school. We chilled at the house and Junko made dinner; the second homemade dinner that Angelo enjoyed during his visit. That night we headed out to a local bar and proceeded to get slightly drunk and ended up staying out until about 3 in the morning. I was supposed to work the next day, and wake up at 5:30, but I was still drunk so I decided to call in sick! Friday we visited the Navy base in Yokosuka so that the Ninja could see the small number of ships in port and do a little shopping.

Saturday was the ever official Japan devMEET, where we had the opportunity to meet *chonbi and ~popomta. Visiting the Great Buddha was a blast as was checking out Hachimangu Shrine. The entire experience was fun even though * deviot backed out, as usual, and *isa50 decided to be antisocial, as usual. Though a small gathering it was fun nonetheless. Again, visit Jimmy’s gallery for more pictures!

Sunday the stealth Ninja departed for Los Angeles at 3pm where he ended up arriving 4 hours earlier! Is that not the coolest thing since cylindrical objects that vibrate? We kicked that little rat bastard back to Los Angeles so hard that he fell back 4 hours in time!

So here we are; Wednesday evening in Japan. Curious what is on the deviantART horizon? Here is a small little tidbit. When I say small I mean *deviot small!

Our entire prints division has been extremely hard at work on some really exceptional new features for every deviant. Headed up by $spot these guys have been busting their asses behind closed doors but their work is soon to come to fruition. Some already has; take a look at browsing and purchasing deviantART Prints. You owe it to yourself to stop by the user pages of % achfoo, %lllo0o0olll, %rzero, % skittleboi and $spot and offer words of encouragement because these guys definitely deserve it!

$chris and $syragon have been busy handling server related issues and handling coding of print related projects and other exciting features that everyone will soon have the opportunity to enjoy. These guys are relatively silent but they are definitely hard at work on a daily basis!

Secluded up in Canada, $mccann has been hard at work on a secret new feature that will offer some intriguing new interactivity to deviantART. I got a taste of a beta test today and all I can say is “wow!”

Lastly, venox and myself have been working on some new subscriber features. For those of you who have been wanting some more “control” you might be pleased with what we have to offer. Do not read too much in to that because it probably does not mean what your first thought might lead you to believe.

On a closing note, here are some screenshots to whet your appetite!

On an ending note, if you are interested you can check out the complete set of unedited photographs from $spyed’s visit here! I warn you: they are unedited and were taken with my POS Canon PowerShot S300.[s]

Sumo Day 11 a Blast!

yellow[alien]probed Thanks to mah homie *jmills74 we got us some killer seats for day 11 of a 14 day Sumo tournament in Tokyo, at Ryogoku Kokugikan. It was a blast; what isn’t when you’re drinking Asahi Super Dry?

S U M O P H O T O S

Give props to *jmills74 cause he surely deserves it, for taking these wicked shots, along with those that he has yet unpublished.[s]

devMEET Japan Ichiban

yellow[alien]probed The devMEET for Saturday the 22nd is a go. We will meet at Kamakura station, on the bus terminal side. You’ve seen pictures of Angelo and myself so we should not be too difficult to locate. We are working out issues of what time to meet so lets discuss it here.

Are you coming? If so, then let me know right here in a comment.[s]

Ninja; CEO or Second Kid?

yellow[alien]probed I had to get that other journal entry out of the top spot. Seeing a picture of not only myself but one of me *and* $ spyed sitting together is a scary sight to see each time I venture to either yellow[alien]probed or my user page.

I tell ya; I am not sure who is younger: Angelo or my son Anthony! The two of them are almost like brothers in the way they seem to have connected. It is actually kinda cool but really more humorous than anything. I guess what is the neatest thing of all is that Anthony seems inspired to want to speak English so he is trying his hardest to talk. Though he understands everything being said he rarely strays from muttering Japanese.

We hit our hot springs trip this past weekend and had a blast. The dinner, which was part of the “package,” was nuts; we literally sat down and were eating for two straight hours. I am not sure if I have ever been that full in my life.

After all the eating that one could possible conceive we got butt ass naked and jumped in to some naturally hot water. It was neat; I weighed myself before and after soaking in the “onsen” and it seems that I lost a little over 1kg during the 30 – 45 minutes we were relaxing.

Got my first ever foot massage after we got out of the onsen. Damn if that was not one of the most painful experiences ever. All along I was thinking, “isn’t the point of a massage to actually make you feel better, not hurt the living piss out of you?”

In any event, tomorrow we are headed to Fuji Safari Park followed on to Tokyo and Sumo on Wednesday. Going to take Angelo out on Thursday night and get his ass tanked on 400 yen drinks all night. I shall report back on whether he has the skills to close important deals or not. I really look forward to seeing the man in action after standing idly by for so many years!

What do you think: does the ninja really have what it takes in order to execute a dazzling transaction or will he disappoint?[s]

Angelo Arrives!

yellow[alien]probed $spyed has arrived in Japan without issue, somehow managing to elude authorities. Though there are numerous posters depicting him in that dark outfit of his he managed to escape New Tokyo International Airport security alive.

Later that evening he was spotted at a local kaiten sushi restaurant with the yellowalien, depleting the stock of fish that was to be sold to the populace.

The long awaited fighting tournament between the yellowalien and the black ninja will take place this coming Wednesday in Tokyo so stay tuned …

… on another note, greenprobe is a new personal journal I am working on at the moment. It is currently powered by the newly redesigned blogger.[s]

American Ninja In Japan

yellow[alien]probed So that little ninja bastard $spyed arrives in Japan in less than 36 hours. It ought to be an extremely interesting time while he is here. Current plans are to hit an onsen, watch some Sumo and check out Japanese culture. Of course, if there are any YellowAlien -vs- Ninja battles then you can rest assured that they will be captured on film.

The Japan devMEET is scheduled for the 22nd. Depending on the weather we will either meet in Kamakura or Yokohama. Kamakura if there is no rain on the forecast or Yokohama if there is.

What should the first thing I say to $ spyed be as he walks out through customs?[s]