September 30, 2003
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Police in China say they have detained suspects over a sex scandal involving hundreds of Japanese tourists at a five-star hotel in the southern city of Zhuhai.
Internet bulletin boards in China have been buzzing with popular outrage over the alleged three-day orgy involving 380 Japanese males - some as young as 16 - and 500 local prostitutes.
Do the Chinese authorities not have anything better to do with their time?…
September 29, 2003
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Are you female?
Are you too lazy to actually get up from your lazy-boy chair and go on a date with a man?
Look no further than mail order husbands . For a woman, does it get any better than this?…
September 28, 2003
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Do not try and bend the spoon. That’s impossible. Instead… only try to realize the truth.
What truth?
There is no spoon.
There is no spoon?
Then you’ll see, that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself….
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The Pelvic Toner is easy to use and the exercises take less than ten minutes. Regular use will begin to tighten your pelvic muscles after one week.
Strong pelvic floor muscles may help: stop or help prevent incontinence increase your vaginal muscle control make your vagina more sensitive by increasing blood flow, which may help promote multiple orgasms
Sure must be nice to be a female!…
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So it seems that there is no scientific link between drinking beer and having a beer belly.
Consider this your green light to go on that daily binge!
uNF!…
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According to this article experts warn that placing ice cubes in the rectum of those suspected of having overdosed may lead to seizures and strokes. There is no apparent physiological benefit to placing an ice cube in ones rectum in an attempt to revive them from a possible drug overdose.
Now, I have to ask; who in Hell’s creation would think of placing an ice cube in ones rectum in order to wake them from a drug induced sleep? First of all, I would not plan on getting that close to someone who OD’ed much less pulling their pants down, turning them over and then actually sticking the ice cube up the rectum.
This is why I have a probe; so that I need not get too close or too dirty!…