join the army

join the growing army of aliens and ensure your survival in the aftermath of the oncoming destruction …

alien accounts activated

join the growing army of aliens …

alien accounts activated

the yellow alien

grab your free alien account by heading over to the newly refurbished jarkolicious.com before supplies run out. interaction and much more, by simply joining the Alien army.

jarkolicious dot com redesign

the yellow alien

after some major thought i’ve completely redesigned jarkolicious.com to be more simplistic in nature and, overall, more to fit my persona.

check it out … you might enjoy! first 5 visitors receive free probes!!!

this, that and the other thing

House Update

Well, after all that we went through with the bank they decided that although I am completely qualify for the loan, based on the amount of money I make, they are unable to give us a loan because I do not have a permanent residency visa (an eijuken) for Japan. Since I work for a company that has a contract with the US Navy I am in Japan under the Status of Forces Agreement (SOFA). The banks need to have this feeling that someone will be in Japan long enough to pay off the loan and therefore assume that since someone has permanent residency that they will not suddenly jump ship and return back to their home country. It is a screwed up line of thinking but this is Japan.

So, we are in the process of looking at alternate means of obtaining a loan. There are ways around the system, though they take time, so we are researching what are options are at this point.

DAv3

DAv3 is coming along. There is no expected completion date however it will be done before our third birthday. While it might sound neat to launch DAv3 on our third anniversary we intend to launch it much sooner.

Deviator

Deviator is being worked on by a third-party developer whom most of us are familiar with. It is coming along rather nicely. When it is ready for a beta then we shall release it. Until then please realize that it is being worked on and will be developed until a point where it completely complements deviantART.

deviantART Loathers

Got something bad to say about deviantART? Do not like the administration and the way we handle policy around here? Tough shit! This is our site and not yours. If you owned a store would you listen to all your customers telling you how to run it? heh. Piss off if you are incapable of being mature about how you handle yourself around here.

You Know Who You Are

To the certain group of individuals who love to talk shit about deviantART, and myself, behind our backs: remember where you would be today had you not been introduced to each other through deviantART.